20 Trump Alternative Facts

An incomplete list of erroneous beliefs of the Grand Orange Potentate.

1. Muslim immigration leaves the United States vulnerable to terrorism.
2. Christianity is under attack in America.
3. There is evidence of voter fraud that warrants restrictions that will result in voter suppression.
4. The Media is in collusion to repeat false information about Trump.
5. The Media, Saturday Night Live, et al., are unfair to Trump.
6. There is no evidence of Trump associates working with Russians.
7. The FBI is in disarray and did not respect Director James Comey.
8. Trump won a “landslide” victory in the Electoral College.
9. Americans don’t care about financial information in Trump’s tax returns.
10. The American Health Care Act (Trumpcare) is a better for the American people than the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare).
11. President Obama “wire tapped” Trump’s campaign.
12. Trump’s cabinet are qualified for their appointments.
13. Trump invented the term “prime the pump” as an economic concept.
14. Trump can “grab ’em by the pussy.”
15. Mexico will pay for that wall.
16. Fox & Friends is news.
17. It was “the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake.”
18. Meryl Streep is overrated.
19. Stephen Colbert isn’t funny.
20. Trump is good at his job and deserves respect.

Feel free to add any I’ve missed.