5 Questions I’d Like to Ask my Biological Father (Who isn’t Estranged at all and I See Everyday)

1) “Hey Dad, whats up?”

2) “How was work?”

3) “Do you know where the batteries for the remote are? Mom said they were in the junk drawer but I can’t find them.

4) “What’s for dinner?”

5) “Any chance I could borrow like $20? I don’t have any cash.”

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