A Cute Baby

Feet so tiny that they fit in your hand are totally not *shudders* creepy at all.

Aww, what a cute baby! I’m just gonna *backs away* go over here.

No, seriously, what an adorable *knocks over vase* little man. Look at his little *audible gag*, uh, his little… feet.

Look at his little onesie! It has a *nose begins to bleed* little giraffe on it. What a cute *tilts head back and applies pressure* little zoo he has going on there.

Well it was great *fishes for keys in purse* seeing you and uh *stumbles into door* your little man. I’m just gonna *fiddles loudly with door* head out and I’ll see you later *opens door and falls down front porch steps*. Bye!