A Cynic’s Guide to Trampolines

You have never fallen faster than you have after you’ve jumped into the air on a trampoline.

There is no better demonstration of the fragility of joy than the moment after you reach the highest point in the sky after leaping onto a trampoline.

Trampolines are squishy in the middle and hard and easy to hurt you on the sides.

Man can never find Heaven. He can merely graze it, the moment after jumping onto a trampoline.

My uncle stole my trampoline and gave it to his cousins.

Trampolines are pogo sticks for the coward.