Donald Trump Named Spokesman For Tic Tacs
With his presidency floundering at the 100 day mark, President Donald Trump announced today that he has dipped his toe back into show business by being named the new spokesman for Tic Tacs.
“I’ve already filmed my first commercial for Tic Tacs,” Trump said, “and it’s fantastic.”
In his first Tic Tac commercial, which Trump screened for reporters, Trump holds up a box of Tic Tacs and says, “When you’re a star, you can do anything. That’s good for me, because I’m just automatically attracted to beautiful women.
“But I also have great respect for women, and you should too. That’s why I never go anywhere without a box of Tic Tacs. When I saw a beautiful woman — preferably at least a seven, but sometimes even a four will do, if I’m feeling especially frisky — I just pop a couple Tic Tacs and start kissing her. I know that Tic Tac flavor is so amazing, she must be enjoying it too, no matter how much she tries to push me away.”
Trump then opens the box of Tic Tacs, winks at the camera, and says, “Tic Tacs: Flavor so good, you can do anything. And that’s not just locker room talk.”
