Express Yr Anger by Sending a Text w Minimal Vowels

Did yr bf fuck up? BFF forget to call? Show the people closest to you that yr mad by sending a message w minimal vowels.

Nothing says, “I’m pissed off AF” like a cool “np.” When your boyfriend sends 3 “are you mad???” messages in a row, show, don’t tell, with an “of c not” response.

Some ppl might say you’re being passive aggressive or not owning up to your feelings. To those ppl, we wait 45 mins and then say: “OK.”

There are two ways to win any argument. The first is to take some time to cool off, and then succinctly communicate why you’re upset in non-accusatory, non-emotional language. The second is to text someone “busy rn call later,” and then never follow through.

Vowels are the letters that say, “Everything’s cool.” Skipping them makes people panic. So send him a message that says, “slammed w work, can’t make it tn,” and let your consonants speak louder than full words.