Famous(ish) Quotes, as 280-Character Trump Tweets
I’m sorry for this.
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by/ And that has made all the difference.” — Robert Frost
There were two Roads — beautiful Roads, the best Roads — split like a fork. And the FAKE NEWS MEDIA said take the “busy” Road. But the other one was in GREAT shape — never used — Sad! I took that Road to show our GREAT infrastructure! MAGA
“I have not yet begun to fight.” — John Paul Jones
The very dishonest Fake News Media, which is failing on all fronts, is saying that I am fighting- completely MADE UP! I did not start fighting yet. LIES! Everyone will know when I start to fight.
“Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy
It is time for the LYING Dems and Failing New York Times to stop asking what the great U.S.A. can do for them — distraction! Americans, even the haters and losers, should ask what they can do for Our Great Country! Make American Great Again!
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” — Wayne Gretzky
Many people know, despite the LIES, that you miss 100% of ALL shots when you are a loser who doesn’t take them — someone should tell Ed Gillespie, who ran a very weak campaign! Sad!
“Not all those who wander are lost.” — J.R.R. Tolkien
Some very Sick people are saying that we are wandering from our Great agenda — and the FAKE NEWS MEDIA continues to lie! Just because we’re wandering doesn’t make us lost — we are “ahead of schedule” and better than ever! MAGA!
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
It is now obvious, after months of evidence, that there are MANY boats pushing against the current — people see what’s happening! Dems love to live in the “Past” and cry over Crooked Hillary. Sorry! Sad.
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
Dems, who were beaten BADLY in 2016, continue to cry — They should “smile” because Trump is President and we will MAGA! Maybe if they didn’t listen to the Fake News Media, they would be more positive!
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.” — Benjamin Franklin
The Fake News Media says I go to bed at 8:30 every night — LIES! I, as President of the USA, go to bed at 7:30 at night and wake up at 5:00 AM to serve Our Great Nation! I have the best health, the biggest brain, and BILLIONS in assets because I get the best sleep of anyone. MAGA
“I don’t know her.” — Mariah Carey
Dems are saying this “Person” is evidence of collusion, which doesn’t exist. She is a low-level “intern” who few people know and my Dedicated staff tells me that she brings people coffee. The Fake News Media continues to lie!
“I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.” — Abraham Lincoln
I, who have been working tirelessly to Make America Great again, am hit by VERY bad lies from all sides — I have enemies like any Great Leader has! Crooked Hillary and Lyin’ Ted and Lightweight Bob Corker — they want to be friends, and I will accept if they apologize! Very smart
“There’s no place like home.” — The Wizard of Oz
We are back at the White House after traveling across the world for days in “service” of Our Country. Needs to be remodeled and redecorated, but it is good to be Home! Obama had VERY bad taste. Sad!
“No event in American history is more misunderstood than the Vietnam War. It was misreported then, and it is misremembered now.” — Richard Nixon
(Editor’s Note: This — this one would probably stay the same.)
