I Call People Darling and They Love It

I am a jetsetter. I travel to exotic places like Europe, California, and Lancaster County. I wear sunglasses. I drink martinis and white wine and call people darling. Hello, darling, I say to people as I’m boarding flights to exotic places. Hello darlings, I say to the Amish family going past the house in their buggy. I run after them. I just love Lancaster, I shout. Don’t you? It’s just like Brooklyn only not as much facial hair! Why are you speeding up? It’s okay, I just want to talk to you. Okay, fine, bye, darlings!