I Make Friends with Inanimate Objects

Friendship is important. I am a good friend. I am emotionally available to new people and new experiences. I make friends. So many good friends. With new people, objects, materials, I don’t discriminate. I talk to curtains. How are you, curtains? I appreciate the way you cover the windows and block the light and the way you stop the weird neighbor from looking in. Seriously, he is strange. I’ve investigated his activities via binoculars and I do not want him looking in our windows, so thanks, curtains!