I Retire Early

I have incredible thoughts. I have such good thoughts. Like my one thought is to become really wealthy so I can retire early. I think it’s a terrific idea. Not sure why I hadn’t thought of it earlier. Now I just have to get money.
Anyone know where I can get money? I ask. I don’t need much. Just a few hundred thousand.
I ask the cat. He’s essentially retired.
What’s your secret? I say. How did you arrange this setup? How do you feel now that you have time to pursue your real interests, like sleeping and eating?
He looks at me. He doesn’t want to give up his secret I can tell. But he will. Oh he will. He’ll tell me someday. I just have to listen.