In Final Act As President, Obama Institutes Sharia Law
Obama, Manchurian Candidate, deploys black militias in black helicopters to take away whites’ guns.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a last minute press conference today, a woman in a polka-dot dress issued a coded command in Arabic that prompted President Obama to stiffen up, speak with a Saudi accent, and announce to the press corps that he is instituting Sharia law by executive order.
Saying that the judiciary will be no more, that the legislative branch will be replaced by a copy of the Holy Quran, and that he alone will officiate all legal decisions, President Obama demanded the reporters pause briefly to recite their oath of faith, and pray towards Mecca.
“Allahu akbar!” he cried out, raising one fist in a black power salute while brandishing a copy of his Kenyan birth certificate with the other. President Obama went on to say that he did not plan on vacating the office of President, but rather he would transform it into the office of the Dey of America.
He continued, outlining his plan for the black militias to come in their black helicopters to take away white people’s guns.
Thanks, Obama.
