TrumPooning Tunes
Judge Roy Moore Sings “Young Love”
Inspired by Sonny James’ “Young Love” (Play it, Sing it)
They say for every underage
A future judge will want to wage
An underwear encounter on the floor
Roy remembers teen romances
But this one would destroy chances
Ever to be Senator Roy Moore
Young love (young love), first love (first love)
The lawyer sans his law suit
Fourteen, no jeans
DA should know rape statute
Trump is stuck for what to say
He needs the votes so Roy must stay
But hopes his own abuses aren’t replayed
Easier to cast some doubt
By linking Bannon’s fake news shout
And claim his girls were of-age when he strayed
Jail bait (jail bait), first date (first date)
Sex Ed, today’s devotion
There’s no (there’s no) debate (debate)
The judge rejects your motion
Moore is just a pedophile
He’s not worth our or Bama’s while
But GOP’s majority must win
“Step aside”, in public say
But Roy supports the NRA
So victims will be sacrificed again
The G (the G) OP (OP)
Trump’s moral void embrace
There’s Moore (there’s Moore) in store (in store)
Roy’s “locker room” disgrace
©2017 HHThorpe
If you liked this one, I think you’ll like this one. Please also checkout Steven Rouach’s take on Roy’s ploys, “Some Republicans Are Now Defending Roy Moore Being A Pedophile.
