Looming Disaster? Y2K Preparedness at all time low…

“These sheople are walking around like ostriches with their heads stuck in the sand!” remarked Silicon Valley luminary Oscar Cuddles, in his secret Palo Alto residence at 123B University Blvd. Cuddles has been busily working on his Y2K app for near three decades. “When I started there we didn’t even know what an app was. We were mostly just stock piling duct tape and pez.”

That’s the not the case today. Cuddles is preparing to launch his app for Blackberry that allows users to track the progress of Y2K terror and stay informed on best practices.