Marvelous Marginalia scribbled in GOP Tax Bill

Scott Stavrou
Bullshit.IST
Published in
3 min readDec 2, 2017

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or Late-Night Notes on Screwing the Middle Class

And I told them it was a tax CUT!

Fuck you, middle class! Ha!

Just spitballin’ But how about we write in a provision where also we get to keep their young?

Making ‘Taxation Without Representation Great Again!’

Miscellaneous: Wonder if we should put a limit on how many peasants billionaires can hunt for herd-thinning purposes?

GOP Tax-Scam: Let’s Get Medieval, baby!

Remember when we spent 8 years telling them that U.S. debt was crippling? Who’s crippled now, baby!

Tax deduction for off-shore bank accounts?

Note to self: Don’t celebrate ‘Take Daughter to Work Day’ after Roy gets here.

Corporations that own more than 10,000 serfs should be tax-exempt.

I don’t think we should let them eat cake. Just sayin’

Revisit Poll taxes?

What about assigning every 10,000 plebes a billionaire they can just direct deposit their paychecks to. Look into this.

At last! My long-held college-kegger dreams come true! I heart myself SOO much. Paul Ryan

How about an exorbitant tax on books, since only liberals read? Amendment?

After we push this through, let’s remember to do nothing about sensible gun-control.

Page 473: Don’t forget to tell them this can all fit on a postcard. Paul

I told you guys that letting Russians vote would pay off!

Top o’ the world, Ma. Literally!

I heart Gordon Gekko

What about free viagra for billionaires to fuck the middle class?

One more giant leap for income-inequality. And they said crime doesn’t pay.

Let’s hurry and get rid of Net Neutrality so we don’t have to read any posts from those whiny libtards.

Friendly reminder: Clapping is tax-free (presently)

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Scott Stavrou
Bullshit.IST

Writer (Losing Venice, a novel) & Writing Coach | American abroad | PEN Hemingway Award | ScottStavrou.com | http://bit.ly/LosingVenice