My Disposition Is So Sunny It’s Blinding

People have to shield their eyes when they see my disposition. They have to wear sunglasses. I once blinded a man. He looked directly into my disposition and he couldn’t take it. His eyes were permanently damaged. I have to wear a long coat and hat to cover up my disposition. Sometimes I put a paper bag over my head. I don’t want more people to get hurt by my cheerful attitude. I’m thoughtful that way.