Obama Puts on Old Harvard Law T-shirt to Spend Day Moving Mattresses out of White House

Tells Sasha and Malia, “Next time, you’re hiring movers!”

At 7:15 this morning, President Barack Obama was spotted in an old Harvard Law tee with yellow sweat stains and a fraying collar at a Dunkin’ Donuts around the corner from the White House. Sources say he was picking up a large black coffee and muttering to himself, “next time, they’re hiring movers.”

Although Sasha and Malia told him he didn’t need to be there until 9, Obama was ready to “get this day over with,” and he audibly sipped his coffee while pacing up and down Pennsylvania Avenue in a Ralph Lauren baseball cap.

The White House confirmed Friday that President Obama would be taking his last day in office off to help his family move mattresses out of the White House.

Mr. Obama quickly grew testy during the heavy lifting, snapping at the First Teens for not finishing packing the night before, and reportedly storming off when Michelle put the corner of a mattress on the sidewalk in order to close the White House front door.

“Barack, Bo and Sunny will get out if I leave it open!” she called after him. “Barack! Barack! Come on! Where are you going??” She sighed and turned to her daughters. “Just keep packing,” she told them. “It’s hard for him to cope when things don’t go exactly the way he pictured them in his head.”

Sources say the president was then spotted at the same Dunkin’ Donuts, where he was devouring a chocolate donut and low-fat blueberry muffin, despite telling his family earlier in the week that he was “off carbs.”