Queen Elizabeth Reportedly Shopping Self-Help Book on Balancing Demands of Motherhood, Empire

Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II traveled to New York this week, allegedly to shop a manuscript for a self-hep book on balancing the demands of raising a family and reigning over an empire.

“It’s a total tell-all, with lurid details on sovereign-teacher conferences and mnemonic devices for remembering the names of the countries you’re queen of,” says a source with close ties to the royal family.

Multiple sources with inside knowledge say the Head of State’s meetings didn’t yield any offers, and She’s considering self-publishing on Amazon.