Spicer to News Outlets: “Kindly Gag on My Gaggle”

News organizations go apoplectic on Sean Spicer’s canceling of today’s press briefing as he opted instead for an invite only “gaggle” to handpicked news outlets. CNN, The New York Times, and LA Times are on the outs. Here’s Spicer’s invited list:

Breitbart

FOX News

OANN

TV Guide

Little Timmy from “Kids say the darndest things”

Johnny from Scholastic News

Small Gloves Weekly

Smaller Feet Monthly

Hair Club for Men

The Spray Tan Gazette

Reports indicate next week’s gaggle may include Russiancupid.com and Alex Jones.