This week in Bullshit
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Who is The Passionista?
by Samuel Leal
You’ve seen them spouting Wikipedia information at parties while slyly downing apple-tinis with pinkies extended.
An extremely long email from your ex-girlfriend
Hey, I wanted to let you know I’m going on a date with your best friend from college tonight. A serious date. A date that will probably end in fantastic sex. Maybe even the best sex I’ve ever had. I’m really excited, for the first time in years. I’m getting control of my life back. Just wanted to share that with you. I’m so happy. Really happy. Tomorrow morning I might even do yoga at sunrise, like I used to do.
The basement
My daughter wanted to get a head start on decorating her bedroom for Christmas. She asked me to get her “designated box” out of the basement. I’m so proud of her using the word “designated”. I’m also thankful that she created her own box and labeled it as such. In a sea of unlabeled boxes, bins, tarps, rusty old tools, weird cribs, angry spiders and general chaos, it’s nice to be able to easily locate something.
Meeting notes
by Tyler Friend
The following is a recounting of the last general meeting of The Now Defunct Digital Branch of The Cacophony Society — A Digital Holding Corporation Digitally Standing in the Place for The Digital Branch of The Cacophony Society.
