Austin
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1 min readJun 22, 2017
Thou scurvy tickle-brained hell-hated lunatic.
Thou lascivious weather-bitten flap-ear’d mumpet.
Thou churlish fen-sucked maggot pie.
Thou dizzy-eyed hedge-born canker-blossom.
Thou puppy-headed beslubbering flax-swain.
Thou peevish ill-nurtured milksop.
Thou gutless uncouth petulant cock-roach.
Thou jejune namby-pamby cocccydynia.
Goest and Fucketh Thyself!