Austin

Thou scurvy tickle-brained hell-hated lunatic.

Thou lascivious weather-bitten flap-ear’d mumpet.

Thou churlish fen-sucked maggot pie.

Thou dizzy-eyed hedge-born canker-blossom.

Thou puppy-headed beslubbering flax-swain.

Thou peevish ill-nurtured milksop.

Thou gutless uncouth petulant cock-roach.

Thou jejune namby-pamby cocccydynia.

Goest and Fucketh Thyself!