Trump Asks Congress To Use Nuclear Option On Divorce
President Trump Demands Congress Use Its Power To Clear The Way For Him To Divorce With A Simple Majority
PALM BEACH, FL — In light of the recent invocation of the so-called “Nuclear Option” by the Republican Congress, President Trump asked that Congress invoke the measure to allow him to divorce women with a favorable settlement, with a simple majority of Republicans.
“Melania is great, just great,” said the President of the First Lady whom he never sees as she lives with their son Baron in New York City, a place he never visits. Standing beside Chinese President Xi at a press conference in Mar-a-Lago, President Trump continued, “but I want to keep all the options on the table, including the nuclear option.”
“Nuclear changes the whole ballgame,” the President went on to say. “I think — I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me,” Trump concluded, as he turned to President Xi and asked if he would like to play a round of golf.
In related news, Donald Trump has named Jared Kushner “Head Nuke” and has described his role as “the guy with the nuclear.” Mr. Kushner adds this to his roles ending opioid addiction, peace in the middle east, and fighting the Martians when they invade.
