TrumPooning Tunes
Trump Sings “Here Comes Donald Trump”. Tis the season for treason.
Sung to the tune of ”Here Comes Santa Claus”
Here comes Donald Trump, his base full of chumps
Right down middle class lane
Mnuchin, Cohn, and billionaire donors
Drive the Trump Tax Train
He’s a con man, claims the tax plan
Just helps middle-class folks
“I’ll pay more” claims, more Trump games
This Donald Trump, GOP hoax
Here comes Donald Trump, clogged swamp sump pump
Only drain’s in his brain
This apprentice, needs a dentist
Dentures schlipshing again
Hear the ‘Christian’ politician
Push Roy Moore in a fight
Got no morals, got no laurels
Bannon, Trump, Moore alt-right.
Here comes Junior Trump, sits on a stupid stump
Flannel shirt tucked in
Don’t be fooled by-his slicked-back hair
His heart’s a head of skin
Tried collusion, says confusion
Was the reason he lied
Client privilege, ‘voids truth spillage
Don Jr’s father’s pride.
Here comes Donald Trump, waste from-the human dump
Admitted sex abuse
Then, some ‘liars’ said we’re victims
Now those ‘liars’ are loose
There’s no glory backing his story
These aren’t welcome headlines
Let’s give these women our support
And hope Donald Trump resigns!
©2017 HHThorpe
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