TrumPooning Tunes
Trump Sings “I Got Personalities”
Inspired by Harold Logan and Lloyd Price’s 1959 hit “Personality”
O-O-Over and over
You’ve made clear you love you
Over and over
Narcissist defines you
Over and over
You claim you are your muse
Then o-o-over and over
The other tweets fake news
There’s more than one, personality
Lie, two personality
Cry, three personality
Flab, four personality
Grab, five personality
Snide, six personality
And then, your unattractive side
So over (over and over) and over (over and over)
We can’t tell cuckoos from you
Still over (over and over) and over (over and over)
Your spokesmen lie for you
There’s more than one, personality
Grump, two personality
Chump, three personality
Cheat, four personality
Tweet, five personality
Fraud, six personality
And still, I could list more parts flawed
So over (over and over) and over (over and over)
The polls say we don’t like you
Then over (over and over) and over (over and over)
It’s clear you got no clue
O-O-Over and over
Abused girls accuse you
Over and over
Your comeback, “I’ll sue you”
Over and over
You claimed they wanted you
But o-o-over and over
That Weinstein line won’t do
There’s more than one, personality
“Charm”, two personality
Smarm, three personality
Crime, four personality
Slime, five personality
Crass, six personality
And plus you’ve got a great big ass
Still over (over and over) and over (over and over)
We ask “how to tell who’s who?”
It’s over (over and over). it’s over (over and over)
Impeachment for all yous
©2017 HHThorpe
If you’re up for it, jump forward 20 years for this Billy Joel classic.
