Post Inauguration Must Watch Shows
Trump signed a new Executive Order today establish “America’s new favorite shows”
1. ‘Fact Busters’:
More often than not, facts can be deceiving. Everyday it is becoming more important to be wary of fake news and facts. Coming this May, A&E original programming presents, Fact Busters! Tune in every week as Jedediah Moonshine and Oscar Pawnshop use their own scientific method to debunk facts. Meth! Was 9/11 owned by 7/11? Tune in and find out.
-7/6C Thursdays on A&E
2.‘Bigly Gold Plated Home Makeover’:
Everyone loves Gold! Our currency will never be backed by Silver. From the makers of ‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition’ comes ‘Bigly Gold Plated Home Makeover’. Each week a new millionaire will be chosen by penis to yacht ratio, to have his or her home Bigly remodeled with wall to wall gold plating. Costs of each show well be syphoned from each millionaires respective charity. Each episode is sure to inspire.
-9/8C Tuesdays on E!
3. ‘Keeping Up With Eric’
America’s favorite first son steps into the White House, and so do the cameras. Follow Eric through his new home as he plays Nintendo, deals with his angst, and breastfeeds. We’ll be there when he loses his virginity, to when he accidentally breaks all the White House china. Our film crew wont miss a thing, so you shouldn’t either. Don’t miss this opportunity to grow up with America’s sweetheart. ‘Keeping Up With Eric’ coming soon to TNT, Sunday after ‘The White House Apprentice’.
-6/5C Sundays on TNT
4. ‘The Hugest Loser’
You loved ‘The Biggest Loser’, but somewhere it lost its flavor. It got too small. Tomorrow NBC is gonna be huge. Tomorrow is ‘The Hugest Loser’. Follow host Huge Grant or whatever his name is as he yells at disgusting fat pigs. Fridays on NBC following ‘The Regular Loser’.
-8/7C Fridays on NBC
5. ‘Straight Eye For the Straight Guy’
Being gay is a choice. Therefore we are choosing to reboot “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy” into something more morally wholesome. This Fall join the gang as they watch sports, drink beers, and neglect their children. The straight guys will make questionable fashion choices and the white ones will complain about not being able to use the n-word. ’Straight Eye For The Straight Guy’ premieres this fall on ‘The History Channel’.
-6/5C Mondays on The History Channel
6. ‘Wife Ditch’
Let’s face it, everyone wants a new wife. Until now there was only ‘Wife Swap’, which implied you would at some point get your wife back. This Sunday on ‘Fox’ comes the only show where you can ditch your wife and never have to see her again. Follow contestants as they compete in a series of challenges for the chance to ditch their wives once and for all. Don’t ask us where the wives go!
- 10/9C on Fox
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