What Type Of Bird Are You?

Justin Kosisky
Bullshit.IST
Published in
2 min readJan 20, 2017

Find out what type of bird you are.

January — March: Red Bird

A red bird is a very good one. Not only are these the ones that fly, but they also can make all sorts of cool beak noises. They make nests for when they lay eggs, and that’s what makes them the best red birds.

April — May: Flier

Oh man, I wish I was a flier. Fliers are the ones that you will generally see in the sky, although, sometimes they take rests so that they can warm the feathers. They require warm feathers to soar, but when it comes to a flier? They’re the best ones.

June — August: Small Crow

They’re not all little, but all of them are not big. A little crow has specialties that allow it to stand on the telephone lines without being electrocuted. It is believed that they are responsible for why there hasn’t been an earthquake in a long time.

September — October: Tofer

Tofer is not a bird, but he is very nice.

November — December: Chirpo

Chirpo’s are similar to the Red Birds, because they also make cool noises. They use their sounds to communicate, since they’re so smart. Although they are not detectives, people have said that if they were people, they most likely would enter that career. Chirpo’s are a good one.

All birds are good, so be sure next time you have extra bread to leave it out for the different species of birds to much on. They’ll love it! At the end of the day, we’re not all that different from them.

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