White House Admits Trump Met With Russian Envoy Sergey Kislyak Last April
Meeting Occurred At “Bribery Dinner” Hosted by Russia’s State Oil Company
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Accounts that President Trump met with Russian Envoy Sergey Kislyak in April of 2016 surfaced today, throwing the President once more into the center of the Russia scandal. Kislyak, the Russian Embassador to the United States, the same man many of his subordinates have admitted to lying about meeting, met with then candidate Trump at an event at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington.
“Everything was above board,” said White House press secretary Sean Spicer, to a gaggle of reporters from the Daily Stormer/Breitbart/Infowars/WackadoodlePatriotz.biz pool in a back room of the White House.
“No money changed hands, and Mr. Trump paid for his own meal. He was just attending a dinner for board members of a [secret shell] corporation created for the reception of a large share of [Russian state oil company] Rosneft, which he will totally use to give guns to every white person in the USA. Okay? Can we all be cool now?”
