TrumPooning
Why can’t Roy get the GOP’s blessing when he got her mother’s? So confusing!
Reader caution: the details of this story may be disturbing
He’s been accused
of pushing himself
on her (them) physically
without obtaining consent
kissing her
groping
touching through her underwear
grabbing her breast
while she protested
He claims he’s the victim
it’s political
fake news
a smear campaign
brought forward by Democrats
and Republican elites
women with assault stories
looking for free publicity
“ten minutes of fame”
Republicans
Senate and House
believe the women
coming forward
independently
under great pressure
“entirely credible”
he pursued relationships
initiated sexual contact
he should step aside
But he won’t
his party selected him
his supporters are with him
in spite of video evidence
telling a ten-year-old girl
he’ll be “dating her in ten years”
and two fourteen-year-olds
only a “couple” of years
and refers to his daughter
as a “piece of ass”
Author’s Correction:
It has come to our attention
the accusations in this article
while similar to those lodged
by a half-dozen women
against Roy Moore
these specific accusations
were aimed at Donald Trump
by two dozen women
corroborating his own boasting
on buses and in locker rooms
Additional Clarification:
the GOP reaction
to Roy Moore’s sexual abuse
is accurate as written
but to avoid confusion
and clarify as appropriate
the reaction of the GOP
to Donald Trump’s sexual abuse
while every bit as strong
was to support their nominee
