Wow! This Breakup Email Shows Why You Shouldn’t Use Siri to Write a Breakup Email While Driving

Hi Eric, in 1,000 feet turn left onto Graham Avenue thank you so much for the lovely dinner last night turn left onto Graham Avenue Le Turtle continue on Graham Avenue for point 3 miles is really cool and I’ll definitely have to in 1,000 feet slight right to continue on Graham Avenue bring my friends there. I really enjoyed slight right to continue on Graham Avenue in point 3 miles, turn left onto Grand Street hearing about your work as a music promoter. Sounds like a really cool turn left onto Grand Street job. Continue on Grand street for half a mile then turn right onto Morgan Avenue I wanted to let you know that unfortunately, I don’t think turn right onto Morgan Avenue continue on Morgan Avenue for half a mile then your destination will be on the right there’s any chemistry oh shit make a u-turn then, continue on Morgan Avenue for .1 miles and then your destination will be on the left are there any cops around ok I’m just gonna go for it. Best of luck in your search!