You Won’t Believe It! These 5 College Sophomores Turn 20 This Week!

Audrey Murray
Bullshit.IST
Published in
2 min readMar 10, 2017

Prepare to feel old! These college sophomores, all born in 1997, are turning 20 this week!

Maura Lorden

Can you believe Maura is 20?? It seems like the year she was born, 1997, was just two decades ago!!

Michael Tannenbomb

It seems like just last year this guy was starting his freshman year of college. Now, he’s 20!

Andrea Murphy

Cancel this woman’s Teen Vogue subscription! If she wants to get woke, she’s gonna have to start paying for Adult Vogue.

Stephanie Delmond

Remember when this girl turned 18 and you thought she was growing up so fast?? Now she’s 20!

David Kelli

No more discounted entry to movie theaters for this guy! In the eyes of AMC-Loews, this leggy Lothario is an adult!

--

--

Audrey Murray
Bullshit.IST

Writer, comedian, lover of all things Russian. Author of Open Mic Night in Moscow (out now!).