Family un-planned — WCC #2

A recently married colleague, who resumed work after his marriage and honeymoon break said: I guess, I married bit early. May be I should have postponed at least a year.

Me: What difference do you see now? You both dated for two years before tying the knot?

Him: Umm, nothing as of now, it’s the same except that our family wants us to have a baby. But we decided not to have one for the next two years.

Me: Good, hope you are taking all precautions.

Him, with a sluggish smile: How to ask for a condom at the counter? I am embarrassed!

Me: You can pick them up at super market, no need to ask at the counter…wait…are you saying you didn’t use one till now!!!???