The gender scale

I asked “Are you a man or a woman?”

“On a scale of one to ten, where one being man and ten being woman, and if you decide a person’s gender based on their likes and roles, I score a six” came the reply.

“Can you explain?”

“If someone is considered a woman because they like to cook and taste cheese, then I am a woman. If someone is considered a man because they like to drive and talk cars, then I am a man.”

I leaned forward and placed a peck on the lips.