Troll the New Hire — WCC #6

My colleague (Him) and I were chit-chatting when a new hire joined our conversation.
My colleague sneezed suddenly.

Me: OK, you shouldn’t have come to work today.

Him: Why? Me: You are spreading the virus.

I took my hand sanitizer and wiped my hand for no reason.

Him: Oh wait, did you just wiped you hand with sanitizer?

Me: Yes — God germs!

Him: Are you discriminating me?

Me: How is that discriminating?

Him: You treating me like an untouchable because of my disease! I am going to raise the coc(k).

Me: Oh yeah? Raise it; I dare you.

Him: I can raise it anytime I want to; don’t you challenge me.

Me: Really? Common raise it, I want to see.

New Hire: Hope that is not going to be a sticky cock.

Me: What are you talking about?

Him: We are talking about COC — Code of Conduct, what did you think?

New Hire: !!!