A Conversation with Gary Busey.

I recently called actor Gary Busey to discuss a business matter and this is how that conversation turned out.

Gary: Yallowp.
Me: Hi Gary, this is Phil —
Gary: (interrupts) Hi Gary this is Phil.
Me: (laughs) No I‘M Phil
Gary: (serious) No YOU don’t understand — I. Am. Phil.
Me: Okayyyyy… well I was just —
Gary: (interrupts again) Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww(extremely loooong growl)www’m just jivin’ ya brother (laughs), yankin’ yer chain, you know, like the old-fashion toilet with the chain, yankin’ it, brother (laughs again) — oh sh—t gotta go, (inaudible)’s ON FIRE! Click.

(When I say “click,” I mean he actually said the word “click” before hanging up. Ummm, yeah.)

— P.

Phil Autelitano is CEO of Mediarazzi. We develop TV channels and content for Roku. Please follow @PhilAutelitano