C is for Celtic

Baller fact goes here.

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

That’s why you always leave a note! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. No… but I’d like to be asked!

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Across from where? Marry me. Really? Did nothing cancel?

I’m a monster. I care deeply for nature. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Well, what do you expect, mother? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.