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Survey Says
The faltering economy is so unkind
The faltering economy
is so unkind,
causing you to fall
woefully behind.
You suddenly find
yourself in an
uncomfortable bind.
Your bottom line is
perilously unstable.
You do whatever
you’re able
to pay the bills.
It’s a taxing test
of wills.
An email hit your
inbox late one night:
Join Survey Junkie
Earn money fast!
You do some digging
to confirm the
offer is legit.
At this point you
really don’t
give a shit.
How many packs a day
Do you smoke?
One, two, or more?
To be honest, you don’t
smoke, but you’re so broke,
desperation makes you
incredibly woke.