You May Once Have Been a Cat

Some clues to help you decide if this is true

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You may once have been a cat if:

• You are obsessed with personal grooming, especially between your toes and behind your ears.
• You like to cuddle, but only when, where, and how you choose.
• You enjoy squeezing into tight places, the tighter the better.
• You enjoy heights and the view of the unsuspecting creatures below you.
• You find loud noises disturbing and the sound of a barking dog especially irritating.
• You insist upon the right to change your mind repeatedly, without explanation, or apology.
• You awake at 3 in the morning, very hungry and ready to play.
• You stare fixedly at dark corners but never tell anyone what you see or hear there.
• You know you are beautiful and accept all compliments with grace and unwavering self-esteem.
• You cannot be pressured into loving anyone. The choice is always up to you.

Please note: If you currently exhibit most or all of these tendencies, you were not ONCE a cat. You ARE a cat!