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Due to Pandemic of Misinformation, Inmates Will be Released from Federal Prison

Frustrated with combating the pandemic of misinformation that has preceded the 2020 election, officials will be releasing 50% of the inmates in federal prisons. While it is unclear how this will decrease the amount misinformation in circulation, officials insist that this is a crucial part of the plan to ensure an honest election. Taxpayers on the whole seem pleased that something is finally being done to fight the pandemic of misinformation and they trust that a measure such as this one is not only harmless and but also essentially guarantees results.

A follow up report will be conducted to determine if the percent increase in overall media wellness is notable enough to release all prisoners as a general practice during election years.

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