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Studies Show That People Actually Believe Their Own Bullshit

A new study done by the Pewww Research Institute has discovered that the majority of people do in fact believe the bullshit things they say. The study followed up with two groups of people — Facebook users and married people over the course of several years. Every time a Facebook user involved in the study posted something others found to be some bullshit, the incident was reported to the study directors. Similarly, when a spouse made up some bullshit usually in the form of an excuse or accusation, it was also reported to study directors. Through a series of complicated analyses, researchers confirmed that all of the alleged bullshit was truly and objectively bullshit. The directors then approached the speakers of bullshit to ask them how they felt about the posts or statements they had made. In all cases, those that had spoken the bullshit did not seem to think it was bullshit at all. In fact, they had continued about their lives in a deluded state of reality in which they had substituted their own bullshit in place of where the truth once was.

This is an ongoing study and will be expanded to include people who wear suits on a daily basis in the near future.

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