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GOP Senator Describes Storming of the Capitol as “Some People Did Something”

A Texas senator is under fire for minimizing what to everyone with eyes was morally reprehensible by refusing to definitively call out the perpetrators or their goals. As with all issues, this…

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Target Corporation is unclear as to why its stores in DC were not given more security ahead of the January 6th Riots at Capitol Hill

After being the victim of much of the violence during the riots this past summer, Target stores across…

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Congress Writes a Book Titled “The Art of the Deal That You Pulled Out of Your Ass”

In what seems to be a victory lap after finally agreeing upon a stimulus bill, Congress is publishing a book discussing the artful way in which the said compromise was achieved.

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Requirements for Being a Politician Include Heavy Emphasis on Learning to Play the Violin

Over the years it has seemed increasingly obvious that just about anyone can wake up one morning and choose to be a politician. Via the advent of social media which has turned…

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Government Issues Mandate that Due to Coronavirus All Parties Must Bring Your Own Bullshit (BYOB)

The governments of several states including California and New York have told residents that if they are having any sort of gathering or posting anything on social…

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Nancy Pelosi Won’t Pass Stimulus Bill Until Her Bout of Constipation Passes

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has accused House Republicans of recklessness for trying to coerce her into making a quick decision on a stimulus bill to help with coronavirus financial relief. As…

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Due to Pandemic of Misinformation, Inmates Will be Released from Federal Prison

Frustrated with combating the pandemic of misinformation that has preceded the 2020 election, officials will be releasing 50% of the inmates in federal prisons. While it is unclear how this…

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Studies Show That People Actually Believe Their Own Bullshit

A new study done by the Pewww Research Institute has discovered that the majority of people do in fact believe the bullshit things they say. The study followed up with two groups of people — Facebook users and married people…

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It Turns Out Everyone You’ve Ever Met is Colluding With Ukraine

New technology has allowed us to determine what percentage of the population is colluding with Ukraine. This technology works akin to that which helped us determine herd immunity to coronavirus based on the percentage of…

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Celebrities Come Out in Support of Voter Registration Day to Make it Look Like They Are Supporting No Agenda in Particular Other Than Democracy

Despite everyone being aware of the 2020 election, celebrities, social media outlets…

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