Welcome to Celebrity Skim: A new kind of gossip website

Just one lonely girl and her cracked laptop, nothing to see here!

Celebrity Skim is a publication where you can get the latest entertainment news and celebrity gossip. It was founded by Kristen Pyszczyk at 7:22am on a Sunday morning in order to feed the gaping hole in society’s collective soul. Not the founder’s soul, society’s soul. Yes.

Celebrity Skim will feature celebrity gossip, reviews of books, movies, TV, and music both new and old, and all the secret beauty and fashion tips of your favourite influencers and stars.

This site is meant to be one big joke, much like its founder: think the Onion, TMZ-ified. Please follow Celebrity Skim here and on the Twitter, where we will be sharing even more gossip and hot tips. Not sure why I said “we” there, as I am definitely doing this alone, which will become obvious when you look at the graphics featured throughout this publication’s internet presence. Just one lonely girl and her cracked laptop, nothing to see here!