OMG: Are Meghan and Harry going to West Edmonton Mall on their honeymoon?
A source has shared with Celebrity Skim that newlyweds Meghan Markle and Prince Harry might be headed to Edmonton, Alberta for a romantic honeymoon at West Edmonton Mall, the world’s largest mall. (Note: the source is our staff psychic, who is a cat.) (Note: West Edmonton Mall is not, in fact, the world’s largest mall. The title was taken from the unnecessarily large mall by about five other unnecessarily large malls. So.)
The newlyweds tried to keep their destination under wraps, but slipped up by mentioning every single place in the world except Edmonton when speaking about places they’d love to travel to. Um, Freudian slip much?
Harry and Meghan will get access to the Fantasyland hotel, the World Waterpark, the mall’s amusement park Galaxyland, party destination Bourbon St., and a big pond in the middle of the mall where live dolphins are held captive. There’s also a Forever 21 store in the mall, where Meghan can get all the latest fashions for size 0 14-year-olds. We are so jealous!!!!!
Edmonton is also home to thong enthusiast Sisqo and hockey star Conor McDavid, who only stays there because they pay him so much money. Like, so much, you guys.
Have fun lovebirds, and take lots of pictures!!!!!
