Acceptance Speech

“Above all, I want to thank my ex-fiancée…”

“1988 Academy Awards, view from my balcony seat” by Alan Light is licensed under CC BY 2.0

— And, above all, I want to thank my ex-fiancée for dumping me on my birthday. You inspired this movie. I bet you regret leaving me now… Wait. Is that you on the front row? With Ryan Gosling? That’s… Wow. I’ll have to make another movie about you. Thanks again!

Big thanks to J.A. Taylor for the prompt.