Macro Dosing

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“Did you take all those mushrooms in your drawer?” asks a coworker, offering coffee.

“Hell yeah, the whole bunch. I’m trying out macro-dosing. It’s supposed to make you more creative and stuff.”

“Don’t you mean ‘micro-dosing?’”

“Hey, is it just me, or am I made of monkey meat?”