Feb 11, 2021
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Tourists
An adventure in not checking Google first
She glares at him from the sidewalk. “Closed? Whadya mean, they’re closed?”
Her boyfriend shrugs. “I mean, they’re not open.”
“I know what closed means. But Tripadvisor said the Narnia guy came here. The Lord of the Rings guy. Probably even Charles Dickens and Shakespeare and like every other English writer ever. And it’s…
