Devil in the details?

Joey, aka Joseph Bronson Thorpe, aka “the little devil”, enjoying his baptismal dunking more than most. (Image my own)

As a baby, I said I wanted a cat, and I got circumcised

As a toddler, I said I needed a bath, and I got baptized

Though lots of fun, I really need you to be a better listener

‘Cause if I say let’s go to the gym, I don’t want to be exorcised!

++Inspired by Terijo’s wonderful prompt “Need”, and thanks to our host, Kathy Jacobs++