Episode 50
Nov 3 · 3 min read
After the Bloody Mary, I set about preparing for Bert’s arrival. From the large mortuary cabinet, I exposed the Carcass once again. I could still taste some of Its eyeball jelly stuck between my teeth.
Its right forearm fell away so cleanly as I cleaved through the flesh and bone. Arm ragu today; our special fiftieth episode.
“Daddy?” you called. “When’s Bert coming over?”


