Plea Bargain Avoids Solitary Confinement on Prison’s Infamous Writer’s (cell) Block

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The charges?
FALSE PRETENSES.
Statute of imitations lapsed
LARCENY.
Never plagiarized
‘cept “Once upon a time”
KIDNAPPING.
Dullaby’s no cryhme
ASSAULT.
Only misdemeaned her
HOMICIDE. iPAD DIED.
Reduced to Battery

©2018 HHThorpe

Inspired by Ambreen Shabbir’s very interesting prompt, “Prison”. Thanks also to our host, Kathy Jacobs, and the entire Chalkboard team!