My Blue Haired Girl

By Steve Wardrip

What ever happened?

Thursdays are so so,

I met her bout a week ago,

She was on a bus downtown,

I sat down beside her,

And acted like a clown.

I danced in the aisle for her,

I said I wish I was born in a saloon,

I told her I was a professional,

She offered to buy me a drink.

We fell in love, got married,

Moved to the suburbs so I could work in cardboard manufacturing,

She stayed home and cooked Italian with neighbors,

I got into poker with the boys,

Sometimes I’d stay out late,

Got to be a habit,

Came home early one night,’

He was on top, She was screaming in delight, I turned on the light.

He jumped and ran for his shorts,

I was quicker,

She pulled up the sheet and screamed,

The shot rang out,

I’m on probation,

She filed for divorce,

The boy friend is disabled for life,

I have no wife,

I hate cardboard but it’s all I have,

Time moves on,

A lady at the market,

I’ve talked to her twice,

Damn, she is nice!

I’m hoping for thrice,

She’s got blue hair,

I’m there,

[Chorus]

She’s my blue haired girl.

Yeah, She’s my blue haired girl.

She’s my blue haired girl.

Yeah, She’s my blue haired girl.

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