Fake News Is for Fake Men

Real men win without cheating — or lose with honor.

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Girls, I’ll be talking man-to-man here. You’re welcome to stay but know I won’t be talking to you.

Guys, we need to talk.

Real men don’t cheat. Real men are honored. They do their best to win, of course. But if they lose, they lose with dignity. Winning or losing isn’t the point. The point is to do the best they can.

Fake men, on the contrary, are a bunch of cowards. They are the scum of manhood. With their weakness, they shame real men, who value truth and honor.

• They lie to a woman to get laid.
• They do drugs to win a medal.
• They create fake news.

They are fake men. I can’t bear being around them. I despise them.

Yes, they enrage me. Deeply.

A little boy who loses a soccer game without cheating is more man than they.

Shame on you, fake men.