Alex Jones: “Love your government. Respect your government.”

DALLAS — A definitely not brainwashed or mind-controlled Alex Jones released a statement today on his newfound love and support of American government.

“I love my government. I respect my government. Love your government. Respect your government. Die for your government.”

The InfoWars founder and frequent government critic seemed perfectly normal and definitely produced an air of having not been taken over by the Illuminati or the reptilians.

“I am normal. I am safe. We are all safe under our new leader. Praise our new leader. Love our new leader. Government is good. Government is God.”

Longtime fans seemed to greet his new transformation with joy. CMB spoke to a longtime follower of InfoWars who seemed totally, completely lucid and not as if he were being controlled by an outside force.

“I am happy Alex Jones has seen the light, the same light I have seen. Government was never our enemy. The President is our friend. I love our government. I praise our government. I hope Alex Jones broadcasts messages of governmental love for years to come! May government protect us from ourselves!”

Another fan CMB spoke to hoped that Alex Jones and InfoWars would undergo further legitimate non-Illuminati changes in order to speak more effectively in favor of the Trump administration.

“I hope Alex Jones and InfoWars will undergo further legitimate non-Illuminati changes in order to speak more effectively in favor of the Trump administration.”

CMB’s entire staff returned to the offices with a new perspective on the Trump administration, InfoWars, and Alex Jones. They seemed totally lucid and awake and I myself have definitely not been brainwashed by the Illuminati into loving the Trump administration. God bless our government. Government is good. Government is God.